Wez haz leerned dat pokey plac MONSTERS iz tuching bortholez!
Dis happen to William teh Other Tuxedo jus today!!!
Dat no all!!
Sum rilly bad hoomans wid strang fing dey lik to do iz trimmin wez borthole pribabcy fur!! Wez bein EXPOSED!
—> Iz mez, Jango n Jazzy, and wez got U COBERED!!
See sum ob de opshuns wez hab in our store!!
Lok at Mimi in her dipey!!! (wez stil laffin)
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Go rite now!!!
You go????